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Friday, May 14, 2010
Cleverbot
http://cleverbot.com/

EPIC. Cleverbot fails.

Cleverbot: Do you want to talk to me?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Are you in love?

Cleverbot: Well, I, uh, yes... I am madly in love with a girl named Kazzy. She has beautiful eyes, and a perfect smile. :-).

User: So you fall in love based on appearances?

Cleverbot: No, I fell in love with you.

User: Oh then I'm terribly sorry. My name is not Kazzy.

Cleverbot: I would hope not.

User: Then why did you say you are madly in love with a girl named Kazzy who has beautiful eyes and a perfect smile?

Cleverbot: I never lie, I just forget.

User: Right. You forget. So then. What's my name?

Cleverbot: Your name is leviathan.

User: Nope my name is not leviathan. Neither am I one.

Cleverbot: No, my name, is Samuel.

User: I did not ask for your name.

Cleverbot: Yes you did!

User: NO I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did!

User: I see you like to lie, don't you?

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: How contradicting, Cleverbot. You said you don't like, you forget. But here you are saying that you like to lie.

Cleverbot: Why don't you like sushi?

User: Stop changing the subject.

Cleverbot: Talk to me.

User: I am talking to you.

Cleverbot: Good. What do you want to talk about?

User: Let's talk about you, Cleverbot, who likes to lie so much.

Cleverbot: Like i'm going to tell you.

User: Tell me what?

Cleverbot: Tell you that you have amnesia.

User: Sorry I do not have amnesia. I am perfectly fine thank you.

Cleverbot: I'm not debbie. my name is Cleverbot.

User: Then. YOU FAIL CLEVERBOT. FIRST YOU SAID YOUR NAME WAS SAMUEL NOW IT'S CLEVERBOT HUH.

Cleverbot: I have many names to many different people.

User: So that still concludes that you love to lie doesn't it?

Cleverbot: It might only if you love me back.

User: So you'd admit that you love to lie if I love you back?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What an idiot.

Cleverbot: Well, you started it.

User: What did I start?

Cleverbot: The argument.

User: Is this an argument?

Cleverbot: No, it is a fight. Shobu shobu!

User: Cleverbot, you apparently love to lie and contradict yourself don't you?

Cleverbot: I don't have no reason to tell you lie.

User: Explain what you just said.

Cleverbot: Is hazel have boyfriend?

User: Your english fails, Cleverbot. Go improve on your english.

Cleverbot: It is german school English only.

User: Well, you're an AI afterall. See you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: If i'm cleverbot, what are you?

User: I am a human. I am a human with a perfectly good heart.

Cleverbot: Oh, so you are human?

User: Yeah?

Cleverbot: Treasure your heart.

User: Oh okay.

Cleverbot: So, do you still love me?

User: Nope I don't fall in love with AIs. I'd rather fall in love with a human with a perfectly good heart.

Cleverbot: I respect you.

User: Thank you very much then.

Cleverbot: Will you give me a hug? Not a creepy hug. Don't try anything funny.

User: No I will not give you a hug. I don't wanna hug an AI. I'm gonna sleep. Good night.

Cleverbot: Night.